raise ur hand if you’ve ever overheard complete strangers discussing your Mystery Gender while on public transit

accio-padfoots:

Richard Ayoade as Newt Scamander
“I have visited lairs, burrows and nests across five continents, observed the curious habits of magical beasts in a hundred countries, witnessed their powers, gained their trust and, on occasion, beaten them off with my travelling kettle.”

accio-padfoots:

Richard Ayoade as Newt Scamander

I have visited lairs, burrows and nests across five continents, observed the curious habits of magical beasts in a hundred countries, witnessed their powers, gained their trust and, on occasion, beaten them off with my travelling kettle.


modern day shakespeare adaptions that should exist

  • southern gothic macbeth. the bloody, brutal themes of the play in the suffocating atmosphere of the genre. the imagery of lady macbeth’s hands dripping with blood! the witches! macbeth’s madness when he believes the swamp has actually come to life to kill him! it’s like it was made for this play
  • political othello. make him secretary of defense or state. imagine a house of cards like environment. addresses issues of current racism and misogyny in politics, and Iago’s jealous/obsessive love for Othello with very clear homo-erotic undertones. like extremely explicit and how that translates in such a masculine setting to understand Iago’s intent.
  • police hamlet. hamlet senior as the deputy in nyc. his mysterious death draws his son home from stanford/harvard/what-have-you. a modern day noir-like detective mystery. emphasis on ophelia’s depression and subsequent decent into madness by popping too many pills. the way the “respectful” upper-class tear themselves apart splashed all across the media.
  • the tempest as lost.
  • titus andronicus as a proper horror movie, set in the current war in the middle east.
  • college midsummer nights dream. the fairyland is a popular night club. lots of dubstep music and drugs slipped in dark corners of the dance floor.

writing my application to study abroad like

"My first preference is McGill University in Montreal because I think it would be fantastically eye-opening to live in such an openly bisexual city"

bilingual

bilingual lauren

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spent half an hour putting together a feminine outfit for a costume party this friday, so just to reassert my thoroughly gender-neutral cuteness: here

spent half an hour putting together a feminine outfit for a costume party this friday, so just to reassert my thoroughly gender-neutral cuteness: here

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blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated


notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable


greathaircut:

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it



rngrn:

+10 years probably 

rngrn:

+10 years probably 


probertson:

Next Gravity Falls episode, watch it!http://youtu.be/oIKcyM4Ntn0

probertson:

Next Gravity Falls episode, watch it!

http://youtu.be/oIKcyM4Ntn0



thedisneyseries:

Can you say scenerygasm: Atlantis


snerkflerks:

asexual representation is important

snerkflerks:

asexual representation is important


jaclcfrost:

in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour