that person you just called a nerd? they are a giant nerd. you made a good call on that one

biology is the devil’s work

"Sometimes you just have to jump out the window and grow wings on the way down."
— Ray Bradbury (via forever-and-alwayss)

We know who you are, we’ve heard all about you, but hearing is one thing.



what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent


you should just gel your hair into the shape of a mortarboard. problem solved.

wow thats perfect why didnt i think of that oh wait i know because ITS DUMB AND YOURE DUMB

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Congrats. What’s a motarboard? Is that for boating

the fancy hat

dont do the thing where you reply to my posts 50 times control urself bruce

what time is it go to bed

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im graduating tomorrow and im upset because my mortarboard messes up my hair

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Why do you think women identify with the show as strongly as they do?